She thought, I want someone to lick it, soothe it like a cat lapping cream

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"I've never heard you speak like this, Carol."

"Don't you know, darling, that it's very hard for me to adapt to other men. You broke me in very uniquely. I don't think any of them could possibly service me."

"I don't want them to. I don't want another man to touch you."

"And women?"

"That's disgusting."

"Didn't you have Harry in prison, Phillip? You can be honest with me."

"What is this, third degree? Words like 'have' and 'have not.'"

"I notice, that since your return, you have had an almost incessant desire to put your remarkable cock in me from the rear."

"Your cunt and ass are remarkably similar, my sweet."

"How could you."

"And I love both equally. You must know that. I think of your cunt every time I look at you. I can't watch your mouth without wanting to push myself into it. Forgive me if I think of you as a creature with numerous convenient openings. But you don't know how a prick aches sometimes. You can't imagine."

the accounting was filled with as much fantasy as the novels themselves

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Editor, Daily News,

Well, now that the forces of decency have finally asserted themselves in the case of the movie, “Lorna,” I feel it’s my Christian duty to alert the citizenry to the same type of degenerate smut that exists in our public library: not in Greenwich Village or other places of sin and iniquity, but right here in good old Lebanon, PA. Well, here we are fortunate enough to have a newspaper which fights on the side of good and righteousness. The book to which I refer is “Candy,” by Terry Southern. Now, I haven’t personally read this book, but a friend told me that it is the worst sort of smut he has ever put his eyes upon, and is an abomination to every God-fearing individual. Innocent children, into whose hands this book might possibly fall, would be done great harm by reading it. They are always the ones who are hurt, our young people. To imagine that it is allowed in our public library is difficult to understand. The atheists, fellow travelers, communists, and communist dupes who write this sort of thing should not be allowed a place in our community. Christians, unite in this great season we are now enjoying and purge these atheistic elements from our midst.

The Holy Warrior

tobacco stained, wine stained, yogurt, coffee and come stained sheets

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“So boring,” she groaned into the pillow. “So boring, so boring, so boring. All I do is lie in this filthy bed and smoke and talk and sleep and put that thing that manages to get hard into my anatomical depressions. I hate it, I loathe myself and you and Paris and everything that’s stinking of decomposition. I’m going to buy a clock, Macdonald, an alarm clock, and set it for eight o’clock and find out what the world’s doing in the morning and push into crowded cafeterias at one o’clock and read newspapers and see the latest films and hate the bad guys and like the good guys and live with life and die when I’m dead. I’m going to drink one cup of coffee in the morning and one cup of wine at night. I’m going to sleep when it’s dark and wake when that bell calls me and I’m going to sleep alone, all alone, until I find a man who knows when I’m in the bed with him and wants me there and keeps me there.”

“And you’ll sleep for exactly eight hours and fuck for exactly twenty-two minutes every Saturday night. And be pregnant exactly eighteen months and have exactly two children, an exact boy and an equally exact girl and live exactly as long as you breathe and die exactly once, being exactly exact all the time so that exactly nothing happens except exactly.”

His prick and her cunt and they could fly to the moon

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"Gloria, the most beautiful woman in New York."

"Hello, Jack."

"Honestly, honey, you make me want to go straight."

"Maybe we should try."

"Babycakes, set a date."

"Now, right here in the middle of the Circle in the Square."

"I don't think Harry would forgive me."

"Bring Harry along. We'll make a threesome."

"Gloria, I almost feel like forgiving you for being a woman. If you were a man, I could love you."

"You're afraid once you get inside me I'd never let you out."

"My balls are too precious to share with a woman."

"Just think of yourself as a machine, a fucking machine that we use."

"Lovely."

"You know, nothing personal or involving about it."

"Jesus, baby. My jeans aren't big enough for this kind of talk."

"They're perfect," cooed Gloria." I like to know what effect I'm having."

"Look, darling, I'm game if you'd like to try. Threesomes really are a ball. This might solve all my problems."

"Solve some of mine, Jack."

"Darling, I never knew you were so civilized."

She smiled grimly at him. "Do you know a man with white eyes? He has a beautiful huge cock."

"Gloria, please! I'm only gay not perverted like other people."

"See you at eleven, Jack."