they were insinuating that we had sex with Iggy to get on the tour

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It's not like I've never drank and I've never done drugs. I've experienced those and they are completely boring compared to when you get into another human being. When you can experience anything in life without those things in the way, you find that they are just in your way. They just dull and blur the intensity of what you have in front of you. And the last thing I want to have to do is get drunk to have sex with somebody, you know, because that's pretty bad. Sex, people, and rock'n'roll are such intense, amazing things that I would hope that you wouldn't have to get totally wasted to experience them. For me, I don't have a penis, but for those who do, they may find that too much of either substance can ruin that whole program.

''You fuckers will never play here again!"

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They were some wild, drinkin', crazy people, with a really dark sense of humor, and who loved to pick fights that they could not win. The show in Amsterdam was both of us opening for the Chesterfield Kings. So the Teasers just insulted the Chesterfield Kings the entire set, right at the front of the stage. 'Fuck you, You idiots!' They'd even made these quick homemade signs with 'You Suck!' 'Fuck You!' Now the Kings were not wimpy guys, a couple of them were real bruisers, and they were really mad. 'As soon as this set's over we're gonna kick all of yer asses!' And the Teasers are just laughin' and laughin'... So the set's over, the Kings rush out to the parking lot to get to the Teasers, who are now totally shit-faced and still talking shit - these little tiny Scottish guys. And one of the Kings grabs the Teasers guitarist and starts threatening him bad, about to really tear into him. And the Teasers guitarist goes, 'Oh, yer a big man, picking on the wee li-ill faggot like me. Ho, you're a big man!' He's out of his mind drunk, but using this amazing psychology on the guy. So after five minutes of this, the Kings guy pushed him away and says, 'All right, I'm not even gonna fuck with you, you faggot!' And it defuses the whole situation. It was amazing to behold.