“So many tickets down the Scene, honey. They’re like to blow a fuse.”

epub or mobi, with thanks to the original sharer

We walked through the doors and up some steps but got stopped by the bouncers. I said, ‘We are invited by Keith,’ to which he replied, ‘Yeah and plenty of others. No tickets. No entry.’ A few minutes later Keith turned up. I told him that we were having trouble getting in. ‘Right’ he says, and goes and demands that the manager comes and speaks with him. The manager appeared and Keith explained that he had invited some friends down from London and the bouncers wouldn’t let them in, but there was still a no ticket, no entry type attitude. ‘Hmm,’ says Keith, ‘Have you ever seen The Who play without a drummer? I tell you they are bloody awful.’ By this time there’s a reasonable sized group that had gathered around us, all listening to what was going on. The manager seeing this eventually gives in and says it’s okay for Keith’s friends to go inside. To this Keith turns to the crowd and shouts out ‘the manager says that any of my friends that don’t have tickets can go in. Who doesn’t have tickets?’