The average “customer” would be
appalled if he knew how thoroughly his habits, requirements, shortcomings, and
idiosyncrasies are known and broadcast among the underworld runners and the
underworld girls. Thus, in Soho the message would be: “Deebeej is in town. Tip
off the pussy-girls and slapparats.” A slapparat is one of the persons known as
masochists. They are very numerous in England. There is no question whatever
about this particular psychological twist, but Queen Victoria and Mrs. Grundy
do not allow the matter to be discussed. Which is a very good thing - from the
point of view which is common to all underworld people. It is good for trade! Slappy-tarts
would not have been of any great interest to Deebeej. Because, as I have
mentioned, with Deebeej it was a question of religion. Thus, when the word went
round that he was in Soho or in Montmartre, no-one wasted any time. They did
not send beautifully dressed, seductive courtesans to cross his path, and they
sent no perfumed boys to brush against him. They passed the word to the right
people.
The most fantastic and quite incredible stories
were current about what Deebeej did. This, among people who were normally quite
incapable of being shocked, and who regarded the weirdest perversions
pragmatically, in the way of trade. Deebeej, with his dark, flashing eyes, his
quiet commanding voice, and his superb composure, struck terror into
pussy-girls, slapparats, chiv-men and ponces alike.

I know you dig slang, and I don't think you've posted this one:
ReplyDelete"Get Your Ass in the Water and Swim Like Me" (PDF): tinyurl.com/GitchaA
Many thanks Jonder, that's a great one. I did post it a while back - http://arouseyourpassion.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/damnest-dance-i-ever-seen-was-dance-of.html - but the link doesn't seem to be downloadable any more. Anything else you might have on these lines would be more than welcome.
Deleteall the best,
Johnny