He went on and on, talking about the
half-woman half-baby inside, Lola the monkey-faced girl, and all the rest of
them. “Okay now,
here’s the prices. For adults, it’s just fifty cents, that’s half a dollar, the
splittin’ of a buck! You can go in now, stay as long as you want, come out when
you’re ready. For kids, it’s twenty-five cents and…
“Gus, Gus hold up sellin’ any more of those
fifty cent tickets, hold it up Gus! Okay now! It’s bargain day at Coney Island. For the next two
minutes, whoever gets over to Gus and gives him a quarter, that’s just
twenty-five cents, gets in for kiddies’ prices. No matter how old you are it’s
just a quarter.” There was a dash and a clogging, and Gus was swamped.
Dozens of people fell for the carny dodge and put down their quarter … which was
the regular admission price.
On the stage, a dingy podium-affair at the
rear of the canvas tent, a group of unhappy looking people sat in straight-back
chairs. The monkey-faced girl, Lola, was dressed in a
pair of Arabian pantaloons, of some substance intended to imitate muslin. She
wore a halter, and she was knitting. Her face was that of an orangutan. Round,
prognathous jaw, beady inset eyes, and hair completely covering her skin. She was
a creature who had happened to be born resembling an ape, and rather than
marriage and a home, this was her life.
She rubbed up against
him, and began to moan low and throaty. “Ohh, Honey,” she whispered, close to
him, pressing her body against his, “c’mon back here for a minute, before we go
up. I think my roommate’s still awake.”
She kept rubbing, and
he hesitated only a moment as he followed her insistent dragging. They moved
back toward the underside of the stairway. “Your roommate?” he said in
confusion, following her mostly because she was a girl in heat and she was
dragging him, “You didn’t mention any roo—”
Hugo came out from the
under-stair, the tire chain wrapped around his hand. The chain caught the man
just across the right cheekbone, laying it wetly bare, to the bone. He was only
able to drop a half-moan from his mouth before it filled with blood, and he
dropped heavily to the tile of the hallway. His splintered face gleamed up
faintly in the reflected light from the block party outside.
“Drag him!” Theresa
snapped, kicking against the man’s legs.

I would be so grateful if you could post a copy of the book "Everything But a Husband". I think it was published around 1962 and written by Jeannette Kamins. It was the first "titillating" thing I read (it was stashed way on the back of a shelf in our pantry). Would love to read it again and see if there's anything at all of value in it!
ReplyDeleteHi Anon,
DeleteUnfortunately I don't have that one but I'll keep my eyes out for it.
all the best,
Johnny
thank-you, thank-you...
ReplyDeleteharlan's sci-fi is not so hard to find, but these early pulps truly are... unless one's willing to pay crazy collector prices.
i know what i'm reading tonight!
respect,
d