"Wild Thing" and "Louie Louie" and all that kinda shit

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We played a show on Casey's 18th birthday where we  threw out a bunch of porno. My dad had given me, like, ten boxes of porno. Like, all '70s magazines, real classy shit. I didn't know what to do with it all, so we just took five boxes and threw 'em at the audience. The rest of the bands had to play on top of a thick, wadded mat of porn. Once we threw the porn out, nobody paid any attention to the bands, they were all sitting in the corner reading. We had to clean the place up with snow shovels. Shoveling porn. It's America, the streets are made out of gold, you know?