I’m taking you up an alley. An alley’s the next best thing to the Casbah

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But before your marriage can soar away on wild, creative flights of fancy, you must first master the fundamentals, and that’s precisely what we’re going to learn here today – basic fucking. Marlene, would you go out in the hall and tell the boys they can come in now? Thank you. All right, Boys, I hope you all brought your mats and cundrums, as I requested. Fine. Now get your partners, and, please, no talking when fucking begins. Allll right, Everybody, watch Teacher. Position A. (Getting into position A.) One, two. One, two. You see how it’s done? Allll right, begin. (Clapping her hands.) One, two. One, two. One … Marlene! No, no, no,  Marlene; you’re oneing when you should be twoing. Now let’s try again. One, two. One, two. Th-a-a-a-t’s right. One, two … (Almost at the end of her patience.) Marlene, would you please confine yourself to fucking. The Marriage and Family Institute doesn’t exist to turn out prostitutes, just simple, basic, serviceable wives. Now, back to fucking. Watch me, now. One, two. One …