'Enough of that ethnic rubbish,' one of the Nazi nutters
announced as he pulled the Trojan album off the deck. 'Let's listen to some
British music instead!'
The bonehead pulled a copy of The Strong Survive by
Skrewdriver from a carrier bag and slapped it on to the stereo. This instantly
killed the party atmosphere, since no one could dance to such leaden crap.
Split seconds after the Nazi nutter wandered off to get a beer, one of the
Finsbury Firm put the reggae compilation back on. The bonehead made his way
back to the record deck but this time it was being guarded by several skins.
'We're not gonna listen to your garbage,' one of
them announced. 'This is our party and we wanna dance. Skrewdriver were just a
bunch of bald rockers playing bad heavy metal. Their music has nothing to do
with the skinhead cult and if you wanna listen to such crap, you'll have to do
so in other company because we only play reggae at our parties!'
Someone snapped the
Skrewdriver album in half and this was the signal for all hell to break loose.
The Nazi nutters attempted to make a break for it but their route out of the
house had been blocked by quick thinking skins. Bottles cracked against fascist
skulls, while boots thudded into their soft bellies and groins. A few minutes
later, it was all over.
Hi
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say thanks for all the great books.
Keep 'em coming.
Much appreciated.
Mick