"Is that an M16, soldier, or are you just glad to see me?"

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"Many Vietnamese prostitutes stuff razor blades in a place you wouldn't believe. Masturbation (to a healthy blonde) is much safer." - Bob Hope. They call Jill St. John's cot 'The Brass Bed.' She has even serviced a friendly Gook General or two. And in return, aren't we fighting for the movies ever so much more than for the girls we left behind? Too many of us have good buddies that lost their dicks for their country to bust a stitch on that one. If she lifted her skirt any higher you'd see the jungle rot that she caught in the General's quarters. Back Stateside her backside stayed dripping for two months, so she applied for a Purple Heart. Mucho red tape later, Governor Reagan finally gave her his.