I'm going barmy scraping potatoes in this poxy hole, it's fucking horrible

epub or mobi

 

"He's a dirty git on the quiet - his wife had gone to the hairdresser's and three o'clock closing time he locked the door and shoved me into his office, and said he fancied me. "I'm not like that." Said he'd give me two quid. "I'm not an old woman of forty yer know." "Well give me a wank then," he says. Well I hardly had to touch him and he wants it again next week and that's two quid extra on me wages every week; he was a major in the army so he is clean. I know at least he's clean"

 

Above her head an ad with a lot of golden girls in bathing suits read COME ALIVE. YOU'RE IN THE PEPSI GENERATION!

'Fuck that,' she said