Each of the Pink Fairies arrived bearing the head of a dead pig on a pole

 
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Other staunch allies in combating the mod/skinhead problem were a motley bunch of Jewish East Londoners known as the Firm. The Firm were ex-mods themselves, but of the earlier, stylish variety whose twin dedications were music and creating mayhem and chaos wherever they went. Led by the dire duo of Peter Shertser and Ian Sippen, the Firm had taken a bunch of acid, but managed to retain a highly mutated version of the traditional mod obsession with making and spending money. They’d grown their hair and now dressed in sharp, custom-tailored suits of the most outrageous fabrics they could find. These bespoke monsters were made by an elderly tailor in the East End to whom they would present lengths of William Morris curtain material and demand that he sew it according to the same pattern as a three-button Tonik. At UFO, the Firm’s capacity for confusion and disorder reached inspired peaks. They spiked a number of people, attacked the more disorientated hippies with water pistols and let off an assortment of fireworks right on the dance floor.

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  1. Absolute classic Farren, compulsory reading folks, don't miss this one!

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  2. Green Cheese -
    Hhhmmm... sounds like a book about a bunch of Jackholeeo's on an endless quest for attention. Will have to check it out, thanks

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  3. Johnny, could you please re-upload Farren's "Elvis Died for Somebody's Sins..."? The link doesn't work anymore, and that's a good one too...

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    1. Anon - Done:
      http://arouseyourpassion.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/farrens-trying-to-turn-clock-back-to.html

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  4. Thank you VERY much Johnny! Eager to read it! Great job as always!

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