"if he mocks the Pope again I'm going to pinch everybody in this place"

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You know, the literal view of the law is that what's obscene is dirty screwing and fancy screwing. If a guy can tear off a piece of ass with class, then he's cool; but if the author depicts factory workers who are not experts with stag shows, then it's obscene, which is just nonsense. Tract Home Chippy, for example, would be the trite pulp book. Tract Home Chippy. The good book, they've accepted then, is D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterly's Lover. All right. Now, it's really absurd. You've got two books. You've got Lady Chatterly's Lover, and we've got here, Tract Home Chippy.

Now we got two couples in each book. D. H. Lawrence's couple, they're not married, but he knows how to handle the scene. Nothing patently offensive: there's silk sheets, lebesraum — I mean the guy knows how to go about it.

Let's go to Tract Home Chippy. They're factory workers. They're both virgins. I mean, page after page and this guy doesn't know how to do anything. Never did it before. He's ripping the clothes, conveying of semen before the penetration, didn't wear a contraceptive — it was disgusting!

Let's go back to D. H. Lawrence. This guy can really tear up a piece of ass — the third broad he's on already, mean this book was really stimulating — you felt like going out, getting a broad...

That's what it is, it's absurd:

"So, in the opinion of this court, we punish un-talented artists."