women with meat on their bones and long green in their pocketbooks


The true meaning of Spo-Dee-O-Dee! The relation of breast size to talent! What happens to guys who spend all their money on wine! Why a black man named Doc Sausage will never be elected president of the United States! Mafia a Go-Go! Who got Annie pregnant! How Louis Prima got that way! How to pick up Keely Smith! Why Elvis was a day late and a dollar short! Pills that can change the color of your skin! The price of the first TV Dinner, and of fame! Why Johnny Ace blew his brains out! How Hank Williams stood off Josef Stalin! Why Joe Turner didn't give a fuck about flattening his stomach! How heroin can harm your complexion! How to increase the size of your Cadillac! How to go from stardom to a park bench! And sometimes back! And much, much more! In this, the only book about rock 'n' roll that knows what it's talking about!

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