This was definitely "kinky," but it fascinated me.


epub or mobi
 
"Now, watch your sister, silly. Grind your hips, real slow and sexy, in a circular motion. Then bump to one side of the audience and then to the other side, got it? Now, for a guaranteed super finale, close your act with a couple of 'full-face squat-bumps.' I can tell you from experience, Honey, it's guaranteed to get the men begging for more, the gorgeous animals! You've got to spread your legs wide and then, squat down until your fanny is practically caressing the floor and your shmuskie is facing them, blowing kisses! Now! Now, you bump - just a teeny bump, more like a shiver. First, you shiver to the right, then you shiver to the middle, and then to the left. Then back again to the right, only this time it's not a shiver, it's a sloooow grind up, then back down and then, with a vicious little bump, right at them! Do it nasty and you'll have them standing on their chairs for more!"

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