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“Uh, guys, can somebody untie me?”

“Hmm . . . how about Mexican?”

“Nah, had it yesterday. Chinese?”

“I’m not that hungry, but let’s go someplace with a bar.”

“Godammit, can you guys untie me?”

“Hell, let’s just go downstairs and grab something in the bar then.”

“Sounds good, we won’t have to deal with cabs.”

“I’m gonna kill you bastards!”

“You hear something, Stiv?

“Untie me you motherfuckers!”

“Must have been my imagination—let’s go eat!”