"I want to set a good example for all the under-developed countries."

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Look down the portrait gallery of the American presidency. What do you see there? Beards, side-whiskers, bald heads, scowls. What's missing? I'll tell you what's missing, buster - a cupid's bow smile, a false eyelash wink, a nifty cleavage. If a farmer, a clerk, a general, a Southerner can make it to the White House, why not a lady ... better yet a WOMAN!