ASSHOLES ALL! - Your guide to the entertainment industry


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There are no hindrances to keep provincials such as yourself from pursuing dreams of rock 'n' roll greatness. For a bagful of clams, you and some neighbourhood bone-grubbers can buy some serviceable instruments, make your caterwauling monkeyshines available to the public, and while away years of your lives trying to strike gold in the salt mines of Rock ... Perhaps, after selflessly giving the best years of your life to rocking and rolling, you will find yourself in some dingy supperclub listlessly performing your old hits to a small audience of apathetic drunkards sprinkled with drunken apathetes. You may wonder if you would have been better off with a more dignified calling, such as blowing dogs in the park for nickels. The answer is yes.

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