I didn't know the difference between a Farfisa and a duck's arse.

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"Well, we start off like this," and I lay down on Joe's bed to demonstrate a position.  "And after a while we move to this," and I threw both of my legs in the air. "Then at some stage I lie on my tummy," and I moved accordingly.  "And we often do it sitting up," I sat on the bed with my legs at angles.  "Then he sometimes plates me for a bit, or I plate him."  I lay back on the bed.  "But we usually finish up like this," I moved into a sideways position, "or this," and I arched my back.  "Though I often plate him last as well."

     Joe had been watching me in amazement. "Oh, I could never get all that together. I couldn't be bothered."

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within the first few pages the main character Katie was talking about having a 'scene' with no other than Syd Barrett!! That this young, groovy ass chick was hanging out and swinging with the 'manager' of the Pink Floyd as well as working at the infamous but not so well known Middle Earth? Fucking hell! And the language, let me tell you about the language! Plating and tinctures and pulling of both boys and girls, oh me oh my