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MR SELF-LOVE AND DRUNKENNESS
'Patience!' Macinnes spat. 'Patience! Don't berate me with the values of the adult world. I'm not some ageing stockbroker and I don't like being told to wait for my kicks. Deferred gratification is the credo of the suburban middle classes, not of the juvenile delinquent seeking thrills. Because I am cool my acts and attitudes do not require any form of justification or explanation. I purely and simply embody rebellion against authority without the necessity of recourse to verbal articulations. If you want to join the new world of teenage rebellion then you need to follow my example and like me learn to embody its truths.'
'You're not a teenager, you're a middle-aged drunk,' Norma observed.
'Drunk, yes!' Macinnes roared. 'I'm drunk on life drunk on kicks, drunk on this new teenage world of action and ultra-violence. I'm drunk on cool. I'm the Jesus of cool. I gave teenagers life and speech in my novels so that they could forever bask in the icy silence of cool ...'
Macinnes would carry on in this way for hours, blissfully unaware that he came across as a refugee from the 50s who was utterly clueless about the new hippie fashions that were emerging from the womb of swinging London.
'Patience!' Macinnes spat. 'Patience! Don't berate me with the values of the adult world. I'm not some ageing stockbroker and I don't like being told to wait for my kicks. Deferred gratification is the credo of the suburban middle classes, not of the juvenile delinquent seeking thrills. Because I am cool my acts and attitudes do not require any form of justification or explanation. I purely and simply embody rebellion against authority without the necessity of recourse to verbal articulations. If you want to join the new world of teenage rebellion then you need to follow my example and like me learn to embody its truths.'
'You're not a teenager, you're a middle-aged drunk,' Norma observed.
'Drunk, yes!' Macinnes roared. 'I'm drunk on life drunk on kicks, drunk on this new teenage world of action and ultra-violence. I'm drunk on cool. I'm the Jesus of cool. I gave teenagers life and speech in my novels so that they could forever bask in the icy silence of cool ...'
Macinnes would carry on in this way for hours, blissfully unaware that he came across as a refugee from the 50s who was utterly clueless about the new hippie fashions that were emerging from the womb of swinging London.
'God,
this is so boring!' Rose announced. 'This guy is useless. His technique is
completely lacking, he's just a clumsy oaf. He couldn't satisfy a nymphomaniac
who'd been stranded on a desert island and hadn't encountered another human
being for the best part of a decade. This slob doesn't know how to eat out a
woman. He'd have difficulties licking up the remains of a plate of custard.'