Showing posts with label Curtis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Curtis. Show all posts

They'd think him a punk unless he managed to flash himself up a bit


Dot. Dot. Dot. Arthur the son of a bitch's poncing on Dot. Dot walks Bond Street and Clifford Street every night. I’ve been to kip with Dot. Dot strips well. STRIPS WELL. That’s what I said. There's plenty of tarts what strips well. Who said they did anything more? You dosey son of a Wardour Street bag, speak to me like that again and I'll kick you straight in the teeth. Know where your teeth are? I won't have to reach above your waist to find them. You may have rumpled up a kip with Dot. Let me lay hands on you, you cheap messer around Lisle Street and I'll show you what women are meant for.

None of these poncefied blokes, a real wide boy, wide as Regent Street



The West End was gay with its last flicker of life before the streets were given over to the night birds. Sky signs tumbled and danced their chromatic electric dances, commissionaires called cabs, people with voices unnaturally loud took emphatically affectionate farewells, bums walked around with despair in their hearts, wide boys looked out for a chance to nick a wallet or buzz a moll. Among the crowd, walking with bent, out-thrust head, was a man with his hands deep in his raincoat pockets. A magnet was luring him to Bond Street. After all, why not? The police were incompetent idiots. How could they be expected to catch a Master Mind like the Lone Wolf even if they dared lay their sacrilegious hands on him? So the police had arrested Big Harry, had they? Who was Big Harry? He must be that wretched creature's bully. Despicable, loathsome. To think that a woman should sell her favours, insult a man by asking him for money, and then hand the money over to some oily brute. Good God, it was disgraceful. A pang of joy ran through him at the thought of this Big Harry in the clutches of the police. Triumph. Revenge. So clever, but beaten at last. It would be funny if they hanged Big Harry. Very, very funny.

give up the crooked lark and get a job or some damn thing of that sort.

 
 
He walked to the dressing table and tied his tie.
'Gawd blimey, ain't you dirty?'
'Dirty?' he rounded on her fiercely. 'Dirty? What the hell do you mean, dirty? I'm not a lousy old cow like you.'
'No? But you don't wash yourself in the morning.'
'Wash myself! Christ, I'm going to the barber's and have the whole works. Shave, shampoo, face massage, vibro, friction, and then I'm going to the baths and have a bake-out. I'm going to send my clothes to be fumigated and I'm going to the chemist to have a shot of 606 and even then I expect I'll have got every bloody kind of dose through kipping with you.'

"Author James Curtis brilliantly recreates the excitement of 1930s London as he delves into the sleazy glamour of the underworld web, a tangle of low level criminals and prostitutes. His vibrant use of slang is as snappy as anything around today, his dialogue cosh-like as the Gilt Kid moves through the pubs and clubs and caffs of Soho. Curtis knew his subject matter and this cult novel doubles as a powerful social observation."